TOFFS OUT
Wouldn’t you find it a bit fucking odd if you were told 19 British Prime Ministers went to the same school? Well… They did. They all went to Eton, the poshest public school in the country. It would have been 20 but Tony Blair went to Fettes public school – described as ‘the Eton of the North’. But don’t worry… there’ll be another one along in a minute. David Cameron went to Eton… Then the well trod path to Oxbridge and government. 15 of his Tory front benchers also went to Eton, including chums George Osborne and Boris Johnson… Then on to Oxbridge.
But apparently talk of an upper class elite running the country is out of date!
Under the last five years of New Labour, Old Etonians using the old school tie to get into Oxford has increased by 70%!! Surveys have shown that the privately educated dominate practically every aspect of our lives… Government, civil service, education, television, newspapers, culture, finance, public services, private companies, corporations… Even fucking comedy. Listen to Daniel Wright director of ‘Hot Fuzz’ talking about his days as a ‘Bluecoat Boy’ or Tory toffs like Guy Ritichie passing himself off as a well ’ard type geezer… Or David Baddiel and the rest of the class tourists eulogising over football like no one had heard about it before they got their class credentials by association.
There is no aspect of our lives they have not colonised. From where we live to what we fucking eat. Even the alleged opposition to the government in the anti-war movement is led by Oxbridge toffs like Tony Benn,Tariq Ali and Ken Loach.
The Class war is ongoing and we’re fucking losing it. When Douglas Hurd lost the Tory party leadership to John Major he blamed his Old Etonian past saying the days were gone when an Old Etonian could be prime minister in a modern democracy. How wrong he was! The Class divide is as strong as ever despite David Cameron’s attempts to pass himself off as an ordinary good bloke.
Well Cameron – YOU HAVE BEEN RUMBLED! We expose Cameron for the aristocratic lying toffee nosed inbred he is with a piece of investigative reporting that the tabloids couldn’t match or dare not run. And we make a modest suggestion as to what to do about it…
The ordinary bloke EXPOSED:
Ferdinand Mount
David Cameron is the cousin of the Conservative political journalist and editor Ferdinand Mount, third baronet and the grandson of Sir William Mount the second baronet. Through this man he’s related to many British aristocratic families, being descended from the seventh Earl of Denbigh the first Earl of Ducie, the first Earl of Caernarfon, the second Earl of Egremont, the sixth Duke of Somerset and the second Earl of Shrewsbury. He is also related to the British Royal Royal family by descent of his paternal grandmother from King William IV and he is the fifth cousin twice removed the Queen Elizabeth II. He is also a descendant of the first Marquis of Montrose as well as Frederick the Fifth of Germany and Queen Elizabeth of Bohemia, the daughter of King James the First.
So just like you and me then…
Sarah Cameron – ‘the ordinary girl from Scunthorpe’… That was how she portrayed herself at the Conservative party conference, but failed to state the fact that she actually lived on her father Sir Reginald Sheffield’s 300 acre Normanby Hall estate which has been in the family since 1590. Ancestors of the old Etonian Lincolnshire landowner were said to include the Speaker of the House of Commons during the reign of Henry VIII.
Her mother is Annabel Jones who owned the Beauchamp Place jewellery shop and now runs Oka the swanky interior design and lighting shops . She is now married to old Etonian Viscount Astor, a Minister of John Major’s government. She is a descendant of King Charles II and the first duchess of Cleveland as well as a descendant of King Charles II, via his daughter by Moll Davies, and is also a descendant of Francesco the First, the Medici Grand Duke of Tuscany.
Cameron is a paid up member of the Countryside Alliance and regularly goes stag hunting on his father-in-law’s 35,000 acre estate in Scotland where he boasts of his stag shooting abilities. After prep school young Dave followed in the family tradition and went to Eton. In a strange twist of fate his headmaster, Eric Anderson, had been Tony Blair’s housemaster at Fettes public school in Scotland, sometimes dubbed ‘the Scottish Eton’.
At Oxford Cameron joined the Bullingdon Club, a socially exclusive toff student dining society famous for its members well-off and destructive binges. Membership is by invitation only and prohibitively expensive for most. The Bullingdon Club was founded over hundred 50 years ago originally as a hunting club and NOW is primarily a dining club supporting the local hunts. Members traditionally dress in TAILCOATS specially made royal blue with ivory silk lapels, facing brass monogrammed buttons and mustard waistcoat… AT A COST OF OVER £2,000 each.
When Cameron was a member of the wretched Bullingdon Club they smashed up a pub outside Oxford but got away with it because their mummies and daddies paid for the damage and the cops refused to bring any charges despite the landlord demanding their prosecution. Another member reccounts how they journeyed to London shooting out traffic lights on the way… Again no charges despite the crashes they may have caused.
That Bullingdon photo
‘It’s rare that I view the photo of a group of strapping young men and am filled with an overwhelming desire to strafe them with an Uzi. Or to drop them all in the middle of the Borneo rainforest with some dinner jacket and a bottle of Bolly and shout ‘see how far that gets you mate’. Seething hostility verging on psychosis was my presiding emotional reaction toto the 1987 picture of the Bullingdon Club published in a new biography of Cameron. Have you ever seen such bad job, arrogant, inbred, sphincter-faced tosspots?
The bully boys may I suppose claim something satirical in their toffee nosed swagger, poised, as they are, as if about to thrash a brace of footman for insubordination. But nobody I know is laughing. Nor do they give a monkey’s about whether Cameron smoked cannabis or not while he was a student. I suspect most people wouldn’t give a damn if he mainlined heroin and lived in a brothel. But the shaming evidence that he once flaunted himself as the living embodiment of floppy hair Brideshead style privilege has the potential to decimate his credibility and I suspect it is women who will be the most repelled. I didn’t meet a single female last week who hasn’t expressed skin creeping revulsion in reaction to the picture. In fact the Bullingdon photo INDUCED unprecedented use of obscenity in even the mildest mannered females I met.
‘I am the first to admit I’d make a crappy class warrior but not now that I’ve seen the Bullingdon photo.’
Rowan Pelling The Independent
The Tories have now attempted damage limitation and got the photographers in Oxford who own the copyright on the photo to withdraw it from publication. Well tough shit… Sue us… Its on the front page so we can all see what an inbred tosser toff Cameron really is.
TOFFS OUT: BASH THE RICH: MARCH ON CAMERON’S HOUSE IN NOTTING HILL ON SATURDAY OCTOBER 28…
DETOURING TO THE SWANKY HOMES OF THE REST OF THE NOTTING HILL SET – George Osborne/Tom parker Bowles/
OLD ETONIANS FUCK OFF! CLASS WAR… NAKED… UNAPOLOGETIC… AND BACK ON THE FUCKING AGENDA!! (Bullingdon Club attire optional)
4 Comments
March 21, 2007 at 4:46 am
Fuckin’ great -this is ths sort of stuff I wanna read-
The who’s who of the bastards that run the show,and their priveleged backgrounds-do you think they’ve ever waited in an NHS que-ever had to worry about bills or coppers?…These bastards only really have to be scared of one thing-us getting our shit together and dragging them into the street!
May 28, 2007 at 12:35 pm
while i agree with your sentiments i feel compelled to point out that john major never went to eton – see your own comment from douglas hurd.
July 9, 2008 at 11:39 pm
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May 23, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Although I agree with a lot of what you said, be careful with your prejudice against these “toffs”. A lot of them were just children when enrolled to “toff” schools like Eton, the decision being made by their parents, and so they can’t totally be to blame for their priveledged education. Although nasty idiots like Boris Johnson went there, i’ve met “bluecoat boys” myself, and some of them are completely normal and pleasant. And less hating on the Oxbridge-ness please, I go to Oxford University and went to a less-than-average comprehensive school – although it attracts “toffs”, is, essentially, a very good university with very intelligent students, irregardless of background.