Drinking in THE CHANDOS on Saturday afternoon with some fine examples of contemproary anarchism I’m informed that BORIS JOHNSON has been biffed and bopped from his bike in central London – heralding a first BASH THE RICH action of the summer. Boris was cycling through when he chanced upon some comrades of the ANARCHIST FEDERATION drinking alfresco. ‘What Ho old Bean’ came the shout as they chased after him knocking him off his bike and buckling the front wheel before the TOFF legged it.
Such actions are worth more than ten thousand words……………….
Those tempted to feel sorry for Boris should consider this: While working at The Times Johnson was taped giving the adress of a fellow reporter to Bullingdon Club crony DARIUS GUPPY……..so Guppy could beat him up!
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6 Comments
July 24, 2007 at 4:36 pm
Exactly what did this achieve? How would you like it if you were agressively pushed from a cycle? Boris probably thought someone was trying to kill him. I hope the people that did this encounter a van full of met bully boys and get a good beating and then jail time for attempted murder. Afterall pushing Boris from his bike could have resulted in him getting run over.
July 25, 2007 at 12:08 am
Attempted murder for pushing a Tory toff from his bike…????I would think that they do need a good talking to though-I mean,why didn’t they stomp on his head whilst he was lying on the road???
Still, they do deserve the medal for ‘action of the month’ though…..
July 25, 2007 at 7:55 am
You sir are the true definition of a fascist.
You are scum.
July 25, 2007 at 2:07 pm
You’re a disgrace – call yourself an anarchist… you barely know what the word means – Now get off your potty and wash your hands… and then go get a life.
As for Boris after that incident I just might let him win
July 25, 2007 at 4:39 pm
I will believe this story when some people are charged.
Boozers running out of a pub and catching a man on a bicycle is a little far fetched. There would be lots of witnesses with mobile phones and cameras. And spy in the street cameras probably follow Boris all the time.
It is more likely to be a first ploy in an election campaign.
July 29, 2007 at 10:50 am
It was no ploy – Bloody anarchists had me one evening when I was walking home…
Look, when are you going to have some real discussion on here about the important things in life – like congestion charging to stop the awful swines in their big 4×4’s driving all over our city.
If I’m relected, I will ban the buggers.
Now that Boris is in the race though, I might as well resign myself to a backbenchers life again…