NATIONAL UNION OF MOAT CLEANERS -DAY OF ACTION

NUMC   Captain Swing House  Moat Street Millbank London SE1

A message from the Geneal Secretary

‘As the son of domestic servants I have been honoured to accept the position of General Secretary of the NATIONAL UNION OF MOAT CLEANERS (NUMC). As you know with drastic cuts in MPs expenses there will be a knock on effect with  drastic – redundancies amongst our members – something the do-gooders who do not understand the countryside should bear in mind.

Accordingly I announce a DAY OF ACTION next Wednesday May 20th. NUMC will hold a press conference on ST.Stephens Green opposite parliament at 11am before prime minister’s question time followed by lobby of parliament. We will then move on to Tory HQ where we will be joned by National Union of Mole Catchers (NUMC) Liberal Democrat HQ – joined by National union of Trouser Pressers and Labour HQ – National  union of Tudor Beam makers.

 

CAST NOT OUT THE MOTE FROM ANOTHER’S EYE WHEN THERE IS A BEAM IN THINE OWN

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6 responses to “NATIONAL UNION OF MOAT CLEANERS -DAY OF ACTION

  1. Shortly-Floorcross

    Having just recieved my tax-deductible grant from Newbury District council I feel obliged to protest at the niggardly urban socialist twaddle represented in your comments. I shall build my moat and to hell with you sir. May your Caledonian peasant stock rot in hell!

  2. Eddie

    We at the Revolutionary Union of Rent Boys (RURB) accept that while the overthrow of politicians and capitalism is needed for the working class to flourish, it should not be at the expense of our comardes, the rent boys.

    Due to the scrutiny of politicians expenses we have seen a fall in business of 60%.

    How can we overthrow the political system without money to pay our rent and or crack habits?

    We shall be on the march with you comrades.

    Solidarity forever.

  3. Simon

    Saw a home-made sign advertising free horse manure – could someone let the honourable gentleman know?

  4. The Bristol Blogger

    The National Union of Toilet Seat Fitters (Bristol Branch) hope to be in attendance.

  5. Any of you under-employed lads and lassies any good with a needle and thread? There’s currently lots of work going making up hair shirts for sale around Westminster….

  6. A word from the National Union of Bedroom Sound Proofing and Dungeons of Delight Fitters. We will also be in attendance along with our Brothers from the National Union of Spanking Paddle Makers to ensure that we get the same grants and aids that the Bankers have recieved. One rule for all and you know what happens to bad boys who break the rules

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