November 12, 2009...2:29 pm

BEN ELTON EMIGRATING TO AUSTRALIA

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Whooooooppppeeeee! And take them misogynist wankers from Mock The Week with you and Phil fucking  Jupitusand non-funny lefties like Rob Newman  and that other misogynist twat Frank Skinner  and in fact all of ‘em bar Alexei Sayle.

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  • Ben fuckin Elton who was so right on and ended up righting a musical about Queen, when I say queen i mean the talentless rock band not the one that should be beheaded and stuck on a poll outside her Gaff Buck house!!!! Good ridance to him he is the a crawling arse licker of the highest order. As for for Jupitas saw him at some god forsaken festival in the summer he was as funny as drying your arse with glass paper….. bring back Jimmy Cricket hahahaha This comming from some one who still finds Morcombe and wise histerical…. I’ll get me coat!!!!!!!

  • Morcombe and wise histerical?
    I’ll get me coat!!!!!!!

  • Rick Mayhill (no relation)

    Alexei Sayle? Didnt he used to discribe himself as a marxo- communist comedian? A fucking commie, mind you.

    “Hello John got a new mortgage?”

    Talking about misogynist wankers,
    I still catch the new girlfriend in the kitchen sometimes and give her a long ROFL when she’s not expecting it. I mentioned to her I also sometimes liked to LMAO quite often when I’m alone but she said that might hurt a bit so we havent tried doing that together yet.
    I’ve heard that giving her some illegal drugs might make her enjoy it a lot more so I might spike her cigarrettes with some maryjuana later and see if I can slip her a whole ROFLMFAO when she’s under the influence of the drug

    So aren’t there any proper comiedians around from nowadays, not 30 fucking years ago, who didnt appear alongside those non funnys such as those Comic Strip Presents…twats; dawn french, ade edmintson, kieth allen etc blah-de blah (-who never made me laff once – honest, john).

    You gotta laff – aint you?

  • Isn’t Rob Newman the token anarchist comedian? (Bar your good self, of course.)

    People only thought he was a comic because he used to stand next to David Baddiel for long periods of time.

  • Saw Rob Newman doing his show on the history of oil and the 1st Iraq invasion in 1913(3rd Dorset regiment) again all to do with who gets their hand on the oil first controls the monopoly board, really interesting and very funny its on pootube and is worth a look also goes into how the CIA and churchill helped finance the Iran over throw of an elected presidant in the 1950’s and placing a general who was then in prison for being a nazi colaberator as president. I kid you not the name of the CIA officer in charge was Kermit Roosevelt son of then president Theodore Roosevelt and he managed to do it not using the sentence this was a puppet regime!!!!!! worth a look history just repeats itself over and over!!!!

  • sort it out frosty

    I like Mock the Week. Frank Skinner is also kind of funny. Like that song about Osama bin Laden.


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