The last time a King Charles was proclaimed an armed insurrection took place- for four days guerrilla war waged in London. St.Pauls was occupied – just like last year – prisons were attacked, a kidnap attempt was made on the Lord Mayor. The rebel group marched on London Bridge with three slogans: KING JESUS HEADS ON PIKES NOBILITY IN CHAINS they fought ferociously with blunderbusses and halberds. We invite all anti-monarchists to celebrate these heroic rebels – the FIFTH MONARCHISTS led by THOMAS VENNER – on January 6th 2013 by laying a wreath at Swan Alley, Coleman Street at noon and then retracing the rebels route to St.Pauls.
‘All nobles should be removed from their breeches and sat on hawthorn trees’…………Christopher Feake Fifth Monarchist preacher.
Sounds scrumptious, darling!
Hmmm. Problem here. My guess is that few Anarchists would recognise a Hawthorn tree, let alone find one in a city centre.
An updated solution is to found in the smearing of discarded restaurant grease upon a naked noble body. The noble would be invited to sit in a wheelbarrow which would then engage in a race around the streets.
Much more humane.