‘ALL NOBLES SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM THEIR BREECHES AND SAT ON HAWTHORN TREES’

Horror: During one of 2010's student rallies, a car carrying Prince Charles and the Duchess of Cornwall was jostled and struck with missiles
 
The last time a King Charles was proclaimed an armed insurrection took place- for four days guerrilla war waged in London. St.Pauls was occupied – just like last year – prisons were attacked, a kidnap attempt was made on the Lord Mayor. The rebel group marched on London Bridge with three slogans:   KING JESUS   HEADS ON PIKES  NOBILITY IN CHAINS       they fought ferociously with blunderbusses and halberds. We invite all anti-monarchists to celebrate these heroic  rebels – the FIFTH MONARCHISTS  led by THOMAS VENNER – on January 6th 2013 by laying a wreath at Swan Alley, Coleman Street at noon and then retracing the rebels route to St.Pauls.
 
‘All nobles should be removed from their breeches  and sat on hawthorn trees’…………Christopher Feake Fifth Monarchist preacher.
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2 responses to “‘ALL NOBLES SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM THEIR BREECHES AND SAT ON HAWTHORN TREES’

  1. dogman

    Sounds scrumptious, darling!

  2. Peter Good

    Hmmm. Problem here. My guess is that few Anarchists would recognise a Hawthorn tree, let alone find one in a city centre.
    An updated solution is to found in the smearing of discarded restaurant grease upon a naked noble body. The noble would be invited to sit in a wheelbarrow which would then engage in a race around the streets.
    Much more humane.

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