Following the call for all ball boys to be sacked NUBB -NATIONAL UNION OF BALL BOYS -is calling on all members to strike from saturday March 2nd. Let the scab prima donnas fetch their own balls.
AN END TO THE WITCH HUNT AND BLACKISTING
IMMEDIATE RE-INSTATEMENT OF COMRADE MORGAN
MINIMUM WAGE IMPLEMENTED BY ALL CLUBS
NO MORE VIOLENT ASSAULTS ON OUR MEMBERS
General SECRETARY
NUBBTOE HOUSE
Swinefleet -On -Ouse
Your “comrade” Charlie Morgan is the son of a major Swansea City FC director you know.
We have people like Prince Peter Kropotkin and Old Etonian George Orwell in our ranks, so I imagine someone like Charlie Morgan will be a fair way down the pecking order.
Charlies probably not interested in the minimum wage -have to love the Daily Fail -Their headline on Hazard has gone from something along the lines of ‘Football’s new Shame’ to ‘Revealed: Ballboy, 17, is heir to £42m hotel fortune – who boasted about time-wasting before game’ along with a load of pictures of the lad, including one of him sitting in business class on a plane