HOORAY HENLEY!

Henley Royal Regatta
Thursday 4th July to Saturday 6th July 2013

Henley Royal Regatta
The River Lounge VIP Hospitality from
£225.00 + VAT per person

Join us at one of the premier riverside locations to enjoy the incredible atmosphere of one of the finest sporting and social occasions in the British calendar, Henley Royal Regatta.

“The River Lounge is a wonderfully social and relaxed environment”

With its 160 year history, this most quintessential and unique of English occasions is the perfect setting for both corporate and social entertaining.

Call Josh or Lucia on
01799 252 214
or email us here

Situated opposite the world famous Temple Island, only yards from the Regatta racing action, The River Lounge is the perfect vantage from which to take in this remarkable event. This elegant enclosure, located on the river, boasts its own private and beautifully sculptured gardens with alfresco seating and a stunning contemporary furnished marquee.

From the moment you arrive, greeted with a fine Champagne and canapé breakfast, you will experience the epitome of luxury. Throughout this exclusive day, you will enjoy the very best in hospitality, from sumptuous gourmet cuisine and a complimentary bar, to live contemporary jazz and personal head and neck massages, all delivered with a level of courteous and professional service synonymous with only the most elite of occasions.

For those wishing to experience the glorious ebb and flow of the river at first hand there is also the opportunity to join us on our beautiful 36′ River launch, Lilly Anna. Our beautiful cruiser will take you along the Regatta Course, exposing you to the truly unique eccentricities of this great event.

Available for parties of two to 240, The River Lounge is an unrivalled experience, delivering the very best in hospitality and entertainment.

Call Josh or Lucia on
01799 252 214
or email us here

Your package includes:
Champagne and breakfast canapés on arrival (from 10.30)
Sumptuous four-course served lunch with fine wines (12.30-14.00)
Afternoon tea and pastries (from 16.00)
Complimentary bar throughout the day (10.30 – 18.00)
Complimentary boat trips along the course (from 11.oo)
Superbly designed contemporary enclosure
Beautifully sculptured private garden
Stylish feature bar and seating area
Ambient chill out/lounge area
Live contemporary jazz
Complimentary head and neck massage
Live rowing commentary
Days’ racing programme
Big screen coverage of Wimbledon
Luxury toilet facilities within the marquee
Private car parking (1:4)

Thursday 4th July – £260 + VAT
Friday 5th July – £285 + VAT
Saturday 6th July – £225 + VAT

Call Josh or Lucia on
01799 252 214
or email us here

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9 Responses to HOORAY HENLEY!

  1. Talk about rubbing our faces in it FFS! With all the shite we face from the Bedrom Tax, the roll out of Universal Credit, the slashing of legal aid for many people on the margins trying to survive to name but a few, knowing these shits are lording it up at Henley really sticks in my throat… Methinks they need a reminder from us plebs as to the meaning of ‘all in it together’…

  2. right on mr thurrock.i missed the van from 121 cetre in brixton in the 80,s my hatred for the tory scum has like fine wine or properly cured weed only intensified.id love to make their day out as miserable as possible.what do ya reckin ian.maybe not a mass thing like as the last one in the 80s but a well formed guirilla axctionwould do the job…..eh.

  3. Dora Kaplan

    Bar the ambient\chill out lounge it could be Parliament. I doubt the apparatchiks could tell the difference – hordes of wealthy crooks pissed by breakfast, the same voices, the same faces, the same deals.
    The same casual, sexual abuse.
    And eveybody’s been to the same schools. Trebles all round.

  4. Basher Spanksatoff

    Fuck that I’m going to one of these events, I can cause total mayhem there, I’ve got one of those Mod boating blazers, so it’ll be easy getting in and sabotage it all. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  5. Josh and Lucia? That’s just fucking perfect isn’t it.The Cunts.

  6. scherben

    Pissed up in the morning? Isn’t that what Gideon’s ‘blinds drawn skivers’ do? The rich must be worthless parasites

  7. Voice from the back

    The whole tone of this advert is that it is exclusive for the toffs. IOW:Don’t worry we will ensure that you have a relaxing time getting tipsy in luxuarious surroundings while the riff raff are kept well out of sight.

  8. Jabez

    I know someone who has a small rowing boat that is used just for fishing, I hope he will row it in amongst these toffs and demand a free glass and plate or two of posh food. By the way me old profligate, horrendous frighfuls – Is river parking free?

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