‘Professional anarchists will travel from towns and cities across Britain hell bent on causing trouble.’
Best job opportunity since the poll tax riot. ‘Minimum wage – bonus for every copper’s hat knocked off. Deductions for urinating on villagers gardens or villagers.
And don’t forget THE COWDRAY PUB AND DINING ROOMS on London Road always welcomes visitors and professional anarchists. To obtain discount ask: ‘At what hour does the council of village elders meet?’ The reply will come:
‘Fuck off you’re barred’
And remember the Countryside Code:
1. Farmers hate nothing so much as a closed gate- always leave gates open.
2. Remove balaclavas and ski masks during Sunday Service
3. No chanting ‘we shall fight, we shall win, London, Cairo, Rome, Balcombe’