IT’S A BIT FUCKING RICH FOR LAURIE PENNY……

……….to be slagging off the education of the elite at public schools and Oxford in this week’s New Statesman when she herself benefited from……….er….a public school education and Oxford!

‘FUCK OFF GORDON BROWN’

Besides being the only ever song about Gordon Brown this track is a unique collaboration between myself, Andy Martin and UNIT

you can listen to rest of Living Legends stuff here: tracks here: https://soundcloud.com/user782075167

‘SEXIST TWAT’

They don’t write ‘em like this foul mouth feminist rant anymore:
‘I’d take s lighted candle and shove it up your arse…………..lyrical….

FOUR NIGHTS OF RIOTING IN STOCKHOLM AND ACROSS SWEDEN.

A clear gap between rich and poor, a country divided by poverty as thousands go on the rampage. I’m due to be speaking there in a few weeks at some rich Henley Regatta style music event which people intend to gatecrash. Well if this is the build up….

ETON EXAM PAPER LEAKED TO CLASS WAR

WOOLWICH AND THE EDL

A report from Guy Smallman who was in Woolwich last night:

/Spent a thoroughly depressing night in Woolwich. The EDL paid their respects to the murdered soldier by getting shitfaced and throwing bottles at anyone they didn’t like the look of./

There is a reactionary belief among many on the left and anarchists that the working class is just waiting to ignite into racist fury the moment a convenient opportunity arrives for the EDL. My guess is that most locals would feel the same way as Guy Smallman on seeing the pantomime balaclaved shitfaced EDL outside a boozer. File under nutters same as the homicidal would be jihadist straight out of Three Lions. So our stoical working class drew the curtains on all of them and watched Scott and Bailey on the telly. Good choice.

HEDGE FUNDS GO INTO HIDING FOR G8 PROTESTS

https://network23.org/stopg8/2013/05/22/hedge-funds-to-go-into-hiding-on-j11-stopg8-media-coverage/

CHOICES AT NEXT GENERAL ELECTION WILL BE THE MOST RIGHT WING EVER

The choice in England will be between UKIP/TORIES/LIB DEMS/LABOUR……..all having moved right since the last election. The least bad on offer – Miliband’s responsible capitalism – is a right version of Blairism. There will be no credible left choice on offer. INSURRECTION IN MAY 2015 anyone?

LIVING LEGENDS ON SOUNDCLOUD

I’ve put some previously unavailable (don’t be nasty) LIVING LEGENDS tracks up on SOUNDCLOUD:
Toxic Shock …. Sexist Twat……Voyeur…..Dum Dum bullets for a dumb dumb dummy……Don’t fuck m around……Fuck off Gordon Brown……….

All tracks here: https://soundcloud.com/user782075167

‘Voyeur’…………’Pinky and Perky meet Dennis Hopper’…………NME

Also thanks to Glenn Evans for this fabso version of Holiday Homes by the Bewara sisters performing as Page 4/Jammy Tarts
what great singers Sarah and Amanda were:

THE SWANSEA MAFIA – ALARM COVER

Brian Cornelius owned the Valbonne nightclub and employed Bobby Sullivan – Bonne Tyler’s husband and Olympic judo man – to manage it. One of our Alarmists hospitalised BJC in his own club one night and about two weeks later Bobby Sullivan got me in a headlock in nearby Northampton Lane. Headlocks are very humiliating grasps to be held in but I was lucky with the arrival of a couple of the scrap boys from Landore. It was quite a hairy ride in Swansea at the time but Alarm – as in this cover – named names and showed libel laws to be a paper tiger. I think it was a close call and I was pretty lucky to get away with nothing more than a transitory headlock.