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WHAT THE FA CUP EXTRA PRELIMINARY ROUND MEANS TO ME….AND SYLVESTER

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Well Alton are now relegated to Combined Counties league first division and I’m worried that means we don’t qualify for the FA Cup next season. Why worried? Read this excellent report by Stuart Tree of this season’s opening game.

http://wearesophoto.com/alton-town/

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‘AND TYLER SMILES’

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Blackheath site of the Peasants Revolt in 2014………..

I’m asking Atilla the stockbroker to sing this at the foodbank in September

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FORMER PUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHER BEHIND ‘ON BLACKHEATH’

and yesterday he said this:

‘We have spent four years sourcing the best street food, the best Michelin starred people’

best fucking street food?????? WOT THE FUCK? does he mean out of bins?

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DEPTFORD FOOD BANK TO WORK WITH CLASS WAR AT BLACKHEATH FOOD FESTIVAL

Brilliant news:

‘We would like to support your foodbank idea as much as we can. At the WE CARE food bank down in Deptford we are shocked by the idea of a food fest taking place on Blackheath at a time when we are feeding over 100 households every single week. In fact Ian WE ARE FUCKING ANGRY.

Let us know what we can do or what you would like us to do.

Clive Baulch, on behalf of WE CARE Food Bank’

Lewisham People Before Profit

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‘ I ATE AMUDSEN’S TENT’

I’ve written a short play called ‘I ATE AMUDSEN’S TENT’.

What if Captain Scott had been less like this……

CAPTAIN SCOTT

and more like this……………..

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ON BLACKHEATH: FOLIE DE GRANDEUR

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Maybe it was the Emperor Bokassa’s golden crown or Caligula proclaiming his horse as proconsul but every corrupt regime has a FOLIE DE GRANDUR where an act that might seem no less acceptable than others finally leads to downfall.
The act does not have to be committed by the regime itself – but someone with overwheening confidence on the values of the regime. Enter HARVEY GOLDSMITH and his golden calf – ON BLACKHEATH.

At a time of austerity and food banks and hunger Goldsmith decides to show off a festival for foodies. Those who have paid the £108 plus booking fee of £5.70 can stroll down aisles of celebrity chefs supervising exquisite delights. Quail, peacock……..dainties from the Moluccas .Doubtless ALEX JAMES’ will be on hand as the OLD ETONIAN headline act croons out bland assurances.

CLASS WAR WIL BE SETING UP A FOODBANK ON THE COMMON FOR THE WHOLE OF THE FESTIVAL.

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JON BIGGER FOR CROYDON SOUTH

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April 17, 2014 · 5:47 am

VISCOUNT STANSGATE CANVASSING WITH DAUGHTER EMILY BENN

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April 16, 2014 · 6:47 pm

KEEP THE RICH OFF BLACKHEATH

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April 16, 2014 · 3:29 pm

‘OFF BLACKHEATH’

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April 16, 2014 · 12:42 pm