Had a strange e-mail request from some researcher/stooge/whatever asking what Class War’s defence policy would be if we formed the next government!
I was always struck by the Danish politician some years back who promised to abolish the Danish armed forces and install an answering machine at the former Ministry of Defence saying ‘we surrender’. I think he got about 20% of the vote.
I’ve written to the chairman of the BBC today asking for a Class War speaker in the eURO debate. If no answer is forthcoming by noon today we shall be at Class War with the BBC…..and will hold our own debate outside the BBC on April 2nd.
I started to read an article by Emma Brockes’ in today’s guardian about ‘responsible swearing’. Within the first paragraph I knew she had been to Oxford. checked Wikipedia – yes Oxford.
My seminal novella ‘ANARCHIST’ was once calculated to have a higher percentage of ‘fucks’ than any other novel……..around 22%…………as in ‘I was fucked. I was fuckin fucked. I was completely fuckin fucked’
I may not have got the Booker but………..I did a reading test today………I am developing new powers…..I was read three paras from three writers……….one of which went to Oxford……100% fuckin %
To be honest I don’t think we’d go far wrong even if we just had those listed in the Guardian yesterday:
DOUBLE ALL OTHER BENEFITS
50% MANSION TAX
ABOLISH THE MONARCHY
ABOLISH ALL PUBLIC SCHOOLS
I’d vote for that…………simples.
Class War candidate Jon Bigger welcomes Boris on to his manor: