COMICAL ALI v COMICAL MATT

Been trying to fathom who Matt Hancock reminds me of……GOTCHA! – it’s COMICAL ALI. Good news is all you get and yesterday’s statistics and promises are totally forgotten
Comical Matt – the man who has missed more targets than Robin Hood
Yesterday’s conference in full……….Good Morning…bounces up the step like Joe Biden….full of vim and vigour.
‘Today can announce the biggest testing programme ever attempted in the known world. By Maunday Thursday – late afternoon …we will have tested 250,000 men women and ..yes men and women..
Now questions – Laurna from Radio Solent. TESTS FOR WHAT MINISTER? Great question – testing front line staff for rabies…er no…….STDs……we have 75,000 doses for the clap – don’t forget to clap tonight for THE SUN..NEXT QUESTION.ROBERT PRESTON NORTH END..What happened to the 30,000 dyson ventolators promised yesterday..er….GREAT QUESTION…ROBERT we had to try them out frst it would be remiss of me to pay upfront for 30,000 ventilators without trying the out first. Preston – so what happened? ‘Hancock – they didn’t work – thay got most of the dust up but no good on the stairs – next quesrion
YOU CAN READ MORE ON COMICAL MATT THROUGHOUT THE DAY.comical

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scum of the earth

DITOR DAILY MAIL IN A STATEMENT
Ahem….in the past we my have given the impression that we have thought the working class to be a gang of workshy layabouts on benefits. Nothing could be further from the truth. We now realise that this army of cleaners, nurses, binman, lorry drivers are in fact the SALT OF THE EARTH and not the SCUM OF THE EARTH’

HOORAH FOR THE BLACKSHIRTS

 

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BOO FOR BORIS TONIGHT

BOO

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April 2, 2020 · 1:29 pm

shambolic tory tests will inspire revolt

SHAMBOLIC GOVERNMENT OF PUBLIC SCHOOLBOYS IS MUrDERING US BY THEIR INABILITY TO SORT OUT BASIC EQUIPEMENT FOR STAFF AND PATIENTS.
EVERYTHING IS ‘BY THE END OF THE WEEK”- THERE ISABSOUTELY NO URGENCY TO SAVE LIVES
YOU CAN SEE WHY THEY GOT PUBLIC ORDER LAWS THRO THE TIME IS SURELY COMING WHEN WE JUST CANT ALLOW THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE TO DIE BECAUSE OF WILFUL INCOMPETENCE

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THE WRECK OF DEFERENCE

hen the SS BLENDEN HALL foundered on the rocks of INASCESSIBLE ISLAND many of the gentry and lords and ladies had their staff of maids and handymen with them They had to spend two months on the beach at IINACCESIBLE when the shipboard hierarchies were maintained – though starting to fray before rescue by theTtRISTANIANS
ON arrival on TRISTAN THE CAPTAIN had a crew member flogged for insubordination.
The TRISTAINIANS were not having this and put the bulk oft
he BLENDEN HALL travellers on the next ship that called.
The lesson being that after the catastrophe things could never go back to being the same again. the old hierarchies were swept away.
. We can get rid of our deference gene for starters!
WE ARE ALL TOGETHR SHOUT THEOLD ETONANS, NO WEAINT – THE PLAYING FEILDS OF ETON WILLBE LEVEVELLED ACROSTHEWORLD -ANARCHY ISCOMING.

 

 

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WHERES MYSONG FOR EUROPE

We need a song – local variations welcome
the classwar choir……..sing-a-long
Where’s my porcelain bidet, where’s my porcelain bidet
La la la la lalala
Where’s my virus test kit, whees my virus test kit
lalala lalala
Where’s my soup with croutons, where’s my soup with croutons
lalalala
where the fuck is boris’ where the fuck s boris
lalalala
brng back mother Shipton bring back mother shipton
lalalala

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TWO ANARCHIST FILMS – MARCH 15th

read:https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/fiasco-presents-1-afternoon-3-revolutions-screening-followed-by-a-qa-tickets-90117388535

 

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