Al Fayed….and Allen
When I first moved to West London in the early 1980s Keith Allen was a subversive presence around Ladbroke Grove – he even drummed in our band THE LIVING LEGENDS a couple of times. Fast forward 25 years and its fucking pathetic to se him become toady in chief to Mohamed Al Fayed. Keith made a BBC programme ‘YOU’E FAYED’in 2005 which was a brown nosing job in itself. From this bit of sycophancy Keith got to kick the ball around with Mohamed at Craven Cottage and daughter Lilly became friendswith Camilla Al Fayed. This week at Cannes Keith is hawking around his documentary film’ THERE ARE DARK FORCES’ – which alleges a conspiracy to cover up the truth at the Diana inquest. Well, well……….I wonder where he picked that idea up from……….even more I wonder where the finance for the film came from? Keith says ‘The film is so explosive it cant be shown in Britain’ and Lilly says she’s so proud of her dad’s ‘investigative journalism. Lilly – that’s no more investigative journalism than are the PR witterings of Michael Cole on his boss’s behalf. Keith’s a bought hired hand no less than Cole. He might even have got himself to believe it.
Keith Allen
He could’ve been Bill Hicks – but he ended up as Michael Cole.A ventriloquist’s dummy. Fucking stroll on.
STOP PRESS: My woman in Cannes confirms that the film is indeed funded by Mohamed Al Fayed. Stick around Keith – SUGR DADDY MIGHT BUY YOU A BIG PLASTIC WHITE YACHT
Ian Bone 
Surely shum mistake – this is undoubtably the very fine Ken Campbell.
‘There are dark forces’…thought that was the name of the doco Keith Allen (and his mutt von Braun)were involved in making in the early 1980s about the Tory run Kensington & Chelsea Council’s sell off of a block of council flats in Notting Hill…he wasn’t no rich man’s spear carrier in them days
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