The story so far: Toby Young writes that he’s double booked on May 14th between the rally Against Debt and taking his kids ‘to the opening of a pirate exhibition’. However exhaustive research by M’ learned friend HARRY WHITE reveals that not only is there no pirate exhibition in London on that day but that the nearest one timewise is scheduled to open on May 20th…….so even a preview that far ahead is unlikely. Can anyone help me out here? Can you find the missing pirate exhibition? This is a matter of some import to those who may be trusting the education of their children to Mr. Young’s Free school. He may be a serial offender – what if he advertises events at the school which don’t exist? ‘Next week children Mr.Young has arranged a Peppa Pig day’………..then Peppa fails to show. The looks on their faces. Mr. Young surely you couldn’t be such a bounder?
*****After further exhaustive research by HW and AV it appears that Toby and sprogs have wangled press preview invites to the Captain Kidd exhibition at the excellent Museum of Docklands. It does indeed look a good exhibition and i don’t resent having to wait for a week after Toby to see it. What I do resent is this snouts in the trough freebie for upper class ponces like Toby while ordinary families will have to pay full whack…..then he ponces off to a ‘bash the poor’ march!
******Another sensational twist – an enquirer has learned that the Press Preview is on the 18th not the 14th!! Top work anon. C’mon Toby come clean.