ROYAL WEDDING GUILLOTINE ARRESTS – NO CHARGES

Yes comrades PATRICK MACROIDAN is a free man. Bindmans have informed Patrick, Chris Knight and Camilla Power that charges against them relating to preparing a guillotine and wearing an executioner’s outfit for the royal wedding have been dropped. Y ou may remeber the farcical arrests as the local plod searched for that well known terrorist FLOPSY THE BUNNY – a confidant of Carlos zee Jackal. I was on the mobile phone to Patrick as the arrests took place and heard the whole farce live. Well done Patrick – forward to the compo!

 

 

 

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8 responses to “ROYAL WEDDING GUILLOTINE ARRESTS – NO CHARGES

  1. I had no Idea Flopsy was a terrorist. Honest Guv.

  2. May

    The rabbit controls everything from its hutch. Fear the rabbit.

  3. This is truly bizarre – the police appear to be caught in a media frenzy, where they have to do what this tabloid frenzy tells them regardless of the law. The police end up looking like twats, but the real twats are the media stoking the right wing nonsense. Well done to everybody involved & I look forward to the compensation story when you print it Ian.

  4. martin

    Top news comrades!!!! Viva le bunny=-)

  5. INCUBUS

    Still time to nip up to Scotland for a return match!?

  6. Big Ups to the executioner! Still waiting to see ya in a Damian Marley vid…

  7. IHTF

    Brilliant stuff!

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