Firstly – Stewart is not standing nor is there anyone who has asked him to stand. But Stewart – some have greatness thrust upon them. I’ve been racking my brains for a sparky character who might enliven the dread boredom of Boris/Ken and Paddick re-run. Someone with a bit of politics and humour outside the far left ghetto who can give as good as he gets and might have wide appeal. Perhapss someone who was a member of the Humannist asociation and the National Secular society. I won’t go on – you know the kinda person. STEWART LEE. Draft stewart Lee. If you know Stewart go and wake him up. If you see a performance – ask him if he’s standing. To your Facebooks and Twitters comrades. It shall come to pass.
STOP PRESS: Oh fuck me – I should have checked his wikipedia page before allowing a heady rush to consume me. I am indeed indebted to comrade SHARPE for pointing out to me that Stewart Lee went to fucking Oxford. Can you adam ane eve it – this campaign is now abandoned having lasted for 11 minutes. …is this a record…………but wait…here’s a suggestion from ANON:
‘How about Derren Brown… From Croydon, not Oxbridge (did go to private school but only because his Dad was a teacher there…)
He’s very secular and quite anti-religion…. And he can bamboozle people into voting for him with his Jedi mind tricks’
Yes brilliant Derren Brown could swizzle the results………….bamboozle the opposition into thinking they’d lost….confuse the vote counters….get Boris to admit defeat before the count starts……endless possibilities…..he wouldnt havr to run a campaign just turn up to the count and cause mayhem!