What is to be done by the few of us that want to do? A series of ‘ INSOLENCES’ – calculated insolences……full of effrontery. Over the last year a few of us have closed George Osborne’s cashcow shop in the Kings road for a day; forced the cancellation of the OLD ETONIANS AGM ; forced the closure of Stephen Hester’s Broughton gardens website; had an delerious provocation to Eton College leaving hubbub in our wake; chased Danny Alexander from college Green; confronted Digby Jones/Norman Lamont/Kay Birley/Adam boulton outside parliament and demanded the return of the Norman yoke on an electoral reform rally. These have all been fun. Sometimes there’s been two of us – sometimes a dozen. They are all marked by intruding onto other peoples territory, invading their space, being where we had no right to be, chased away by irate lords of the manor or the exasperatedPR girl with the clipboard. Except we didn’t oblige by being chased ‘You can’t go there was music to our ears’. We confront our class enemy on their teriitory – not ours. We make it very personal.
We intend to continue these insolences under the name of CLASS WAR because CW has top brand recognition amongst our class and because we hope the insolences will give confidence to our class to wage all out class war. We could be even more insolent with 20 – 30 of us. So I invite you to be insolent with us. We plan more effrontery. Sometmes publicised sometimes not. Some will happen – some won’t. Some will be cancelled – then appear again. WE ARE ALL INSOLENT so don’t wait for us – get on with it. interupt tv interviews, abuse the local lord of the manor at the village fete, be where you shouldn’t. E-mail me off blog if you want to be with us or about what you’ve done. What’s an insolent action look like? Well take the Boat Race – an insolent action would be to pull out from the banks a few hundred yards from the end with BOG STANDARD COMP on yer gunnels and win the race or ram the other boats or just jeer the fuckers. ‘ ‘Stupid action….could have endangered lives’…………meanwhile our class chortles. A certain jauntiness in their collective gait which wasn’t there in the morning. FORWARD TO HESTER COMRADES – WE ARE ALL INSOLENT.