It’s a lotta IFS……….but if Huhne has to resign his seat I will stand as Class War candidate in the subsequent by-election…..and i will fight a fucking rumbustuous campaign comrades,no holds barred and a fucking good laugh to boot. One of Eastleigh’s most famous sons is HEINZ once of THE TORNADOS…….and I will adopt TELSTAR as my campaign tune and tour the streets and estates with it announcing my arrival. It will be a high profile fight between the coalition partners with Labour limping in a poor third last tie with 5,000 votes…..so my aim will be to knock Labour into 4th place. If CW beats Labour then that’ll be a mighty opportunity to move forward on. By the election I’ll be a pensioner -unlike i suspect any other candidates – and will be able to talk to my fellow ancients about how fucking tough it is tolive on a pension in austerity times. Its a mid term by-election – anything can happen. I expect about 5 right wing candidates – UKIP/BNP/NF/NEW DEMOCRATS/INDYPENDENT – and no leftie ones. Thats a big gap in the market for the fed up Labour vote.,,,,,,,,,’ beneath the stars…..I play my guitars………..just like Eddie……….oooohh….ooooh….wah……oooh’. If you live anywhere near or want to helpout in any way get in touch………..it will be a fucking good laugh.