CAMERON AND STEVE HILTON IN TORY SHAGFEST SENSATION

Here’s one I wrote two years ago:

David Cameron’s best female friend – Rachel Whetstone, ‘Queen Bee’ of the ‘Notting Hill Set’ and Michael Howard’s former chief of staff – has been shagging his wife’s stepfather – while he’s married to his wife’s mother!

Rachel Whetstone has been having a sordid affair with Viscount Astor – former Tory leader in the House of Lords – who is Sarah Cameron’s stepfather. But there’s more… All this time Rachel Whetstone was the partner of Steve Hilton – Cameron’s chief of staff!

Sarah’s mother and Steve Hilton won’t be best pleased this is out… Ho! Ho! Hilton was educated at Christs Church College and Oxford – but only first generation posh so his girlfriend just had to get her legover with an ageing old aristo as well! And if he was married to the future prime minister’s mother-in-law so much the better.

The Toffs have fucked each other stupid this time… Talk about incestuous Tories! The Astors home at Cliveden was central to the Christine Keeler/Profumo scandal in the 60s and the Astors were of course keen Daily Mail supporters of Herr Hitler in the 30s…

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4 responses to “CAMERON AND STEVE HILTON IN TORY SHAGFEST SENSATION

  1. Haha, wonderful, a full blown Tory sex scandal just at the right time, maybe there is justice.

  2. Tough Love

    I’ll send you details of a good lawyer.

  3. Clive Pulman

    Nice to see someone has the balls to call this, not that I actually give a toss that some old Tory scrote is nuts deep up some posh slapper.

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