CLASS WAR CANDIDATES NOW LISTED ON POLITICAL BETTING FORUM

An historic day indeed as CLASS WAR candidates appear on the political betting forum for the first time. By the end of the week you’ll be able to pop into the bookies and stick a tenner on Class War to sweep to victory in a swathe of seats. Our only previous electoral tilt was in the Kensington by-election of 1988 where our candidate picked up 0.25% of the poll so a big swingometer’s going to be needed. A voice will intone ‘If this result is repeated nationally the House Of Commons will look like this………picture of 325 people in black ski-masks sitting on the benches. Dream On. HO HO!

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6 responses to “CLASS WAR CANDIDATES NOW LISTED ON POLITICAL BETTING FORUM

  1. Dr Llareggub

    So what if Class War do not achieve a Parliamentary majority. Opposing the Mansion Tax as being unfair to the rich will be a hard one to play. Class War will have won the argument, and the people will draw the conclusions. Go for it. As for the opinion polls: Sarah Palin says that ‘Poles are for skiers and strippers’. The Class War campaign will be remembered.

  2. b

    Just don’t declare war on Switzerland, or allow some budding Gabriele d’Annunzio to march into Calais or Heligoland!

    • INCUBUS

      Nah, perhaps more like an anarchist version of Baron Roman Nikolai Maximilian von Ungern-Sternberg, turning Westminster into Outer Mongolia…Flash, Bang, Wallop, what a ‘picture of 325 people in black ski-masks sitting on the benches’ -literally made me laugh out loud!

  3. I am looking forward to Bone, the well known psephologist, on the Newsnight Election night programme explaining how the swing to CW in Sunderland will see him getting the bus to the Palace by Tuesday being asked by HM Queen to form a government. We will need to have a whip round to buy him a new suit.

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