I SHALL BE MAKING A MORALE BOOSTING TOUR OF THE SOMERSET LEVELS TOMORROW

The winging farmers – oops sorry – the sturdy yeomen of Somerset are complaining that Cameron has not visited in their hour of need. I have therefore decided to grab the bull by the horns – so to speak – – and tour Much Fuckwit under marsh and other areas of sopping setaside land this week bringing a cheery message:

NO MONEY FOR DREDGING- WE’RE SPENDING IT ON DOUBLE DOLE However in such special circumstances we are prepared to take a lenient view of assisted suicide. The Rev. Jim Jones is on his way.

Our agricultural spokesperson the Rt. Hon Al Rottweiler will be in attendance in case of fisticuffs or other unpleasantness from the farming fuckwits and Captain Swing Ometer will be protecting our flanks.

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11 responses to “I SHALL BE MAKING A MORALE BOOSTING TOUR OF THE SOMERSET LEVELS TOMORROW

  1. ldev

    WHATS the Class War Policy on Agriculture, Food, Animals and Diet??

    • alistair mcalpine CW

      Cull… then eat the rich – but spit out the bones after

      • ldev

        great way of addressing the enslavement situation- but i’ll stick to the fruit and veg and potatoes- the wolves pigs and dogs will like the blue-blooded corpse though- put my name down for axe duties!

  2. Sir Derek Knobhead

    The peasant class has never been a revolutionary class.

    • INCUBUS

      It’s true, they occasionally used to be revolting, but now they’re just wet.

    • Aidan

      I respectfully disagree. From the Peasants Revolt through to the landless rural labourers who were the backbone of the FAI in 1930s Spain, then there’s the Black Guard from the non-industrialised Ukraine.

    • INCUBUS

      Christ almighty, that was supposed to be a joke! It’s certain that under some circumstances the peasantry can break free of the ‘idiocy of rural life’, but in the 21st Century Western world, with mechanised agro-business, there’s hardly a peasantry left- not one that could make any political or social impact anyway, because they have no economic power, and because they are loyal to the tory shires mentality- Somerset is not Catalonia (and even in Catalonia many peasants had to be ‘persuaded’ to collectivise…)

  3. Paul Jennings

    It’s not like there’s a bleedin’ shortage of very good anarchist-communist compatible ideas about land-use, food and ecology. Also, not everyone who lives in Somerset is a rich farmer.
    It wouldn’t erode your revolutionary credentials to be open to this kind of stuff, Ian.

  4. Sedgemoor Rebeller

    Oi you, get orrfff moy lake !!

  5. exiledinbs3

    They’ve been warned for thirty years this was coming, fuckwits

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