CLASS WAR discussing our top twenty policies at present – here are mine after a sleepless night wondering if I should include DREDGE THE PARROT……..decided against.
Abolish the Monarchy – seizure of assets – royals exiled to St. Helena
Arrest of Head of ATOS for crimes against humanity. All ATOS staff complicit – no ‘only doing my job defence’
Arrest of tony Blair for war crimes – assets seized
90% income tax on salaries above £100,000
50% Mansion tax
Cannabis use decriminalised
Right to die – doctors can respect patients wishes
DOUBLE DOLE DOUBLE PENSIONS DOUBLE ALL BENEFITS DOUBLED
30 XTRA paid Holiday days like Robin Hood day, Sylvia Pankhurst day etc
Duke of Westminter lands seized without compensation followed by land owned by local gentry and big companies
Abolition of public schools
Guaranteed minimum income for all
Abolition of student fees
Massive affordable housing programme inc. seizure of oligarch properties and repopulation of city centres by proletarians and cap on rents
No more Dan Snow on the telly
No beer tax on small independently owned pubs
Amnesty on payday loan repayments
Wealth tax on 1,000 top companies, no more bankers bonuses.
Lets be having yours then – top twenty please.