ETON NUCLEAR BUNKER FLOODED – PUPILS REMOVING MASTERS WINE

As the local area is badly flooded I can report that the thousand idlers at Eton have at last been ordered into action – TO MOVE THE MASTERS’ WINE CRATES FROM THE FLOODED NUCLER BUNKER!!!

Oh how they suffer.

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  1. Boris Johnson fkd My Sandbags

    As someone who lives in the (lower) Wye Valley, where yesterday seals were seen splashing, I think it’s WELL time to secure/loot the ripoff /overpriced wine stocks of my local Sainsburys Local. Once Prince Charles has secured every flooded hovel in N. Somerset, I’m sure he’ll drift this way and it would be nice to offer him a snorter. “Money no object” as we say as we open another refreshing Camilla 61.

    BTW , Is it true that Tariq Ali once had the best wine cellar at Oxford? Hope he’s kept some of the good stuff safe.

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