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I hope its not too late to put forward a couple of new election policies.
a) I was going to suggest abolishing zero hours contracts, as they will soon become compulsory according to the Guardian. http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/may/05/jobseekers-zero-hours-contracts
But instead, perhaps we could have a ‘maximum hours contract’. 35 hours a week max on pain of excrutiating death for transgressing employer. This should be combined with a ‘minimum wage’.
Yes, yes, I know we already got one, but it’s hourly, whereas mine is WEEKLY. £500 quid minimum for a max of 35 hours. But only until the revolution.
b) The Daily Hate, Adam Fascist Institute etc etc have been foaming and apoplectic about the STALINIST suggestion of reintroducing security of tenure and ‘fair’ (haha) rents. Fair enough! Instead, let’s have the ‘Right to Buy’ for private tenants! This should be at a substantial discount of course, (say 10% of valuation), and should also take into account any rent already paid. It would be worth it just to watch all the landlords chucking themselves off the highest former council house in their portfolio.
Again, this is just until the revolution. Speaking of which, I am almost finished the definitive map of all the country houses in Northumberland; there’s shitloads hidden away on the backroads.🙂
Give Penge a Bone!!!!
Right to buy for the private sector. Yes! Top policy Alan.
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