Johnson has bought three second hand water cannon which are shortly to be installed at the Met Police specialist training centre in Gravesend. At present it is not even legal to use them on the streets cos Theresa May has not approved. But why wait – let’s get our retaliation in first. There are misgivings in Gravesend about having the water cannon there. Some fear it will attract troublemakers. It has. Us.
So I announce today OPERATION SUPERSOAKER where thousands flood into Gravesend to take on the water cannon. We can finish them off by a daring pre-emptive attack. It will be GRAVESEND for the cannon. August 30th. Who soaks wins.