DESPERATE DAN OUR NEW STRONGMAN WAITS IN THE WINGS

The Duke of Westminster’s son in law – square jawed ultra-privileged DAN SNOW – has tried to mobilise a new BROOM BRIGADE but ended up with an assortment of sell by date public school chums. Many people are asking how Dan got his clapped out rally onto C4 last night -the clue’s in the name. Jon Snow interviews nephew on prime time tv.

Desperate Dan is so used to getting his own way that t wouldn’t surprise me if he wasn’t planning a Mussolini style march on Rome on Friday in the event of a YES vote. Striding into parliament accompanied by David Mitchell and Jimmy Carr and a phalanx of rowing brats, sweeping aside those who have betrayed our nation and addressing the nation.

Dan lurks in the wings but his patience is being sorely tested. He reminds me of Moseley in exile in France all those years waiting for the call from an un grateful nation. Desperate Dan lurks not in France but in 90% of our telly shows. His father in law is the richest man in the country. That march will come.

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  1. Dame Vera

    We are not fit to polish their Italian Alpine walking boots. All power to the Partito Floppy Hair! Avente Il Duce Ezzissimo! Jim Jim Davidson!

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