Desperate Dan declares a government of national unity from Buck House balcony. Ministers announced to date:
Owen Jones…..minister for Oxbridge Lulu…..sec. state for Scotland er….more to come..
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Jim Davidson – Armed Forces. Stephen, Glenys and all 50 Kinnocks – Welsh Office. Polly Toynbee – Minister for Tuscany Dinner Parties and Food Banks….
It’s interesting how this Referendum is forcing Little Owen Jones up against the ropes. He now regularly gets a slapping on Twitter for his unasked for “advice” to Scotland and his tearful promises to get the Labour Party back on track to Brit Socialism. It seems his Scottish fan base have really rumbled that beneath the all bluster and sanctimony, he’s just Labour’s all weather brush saleman. Not today, thanks.
The Scots have rumbled Owen, and he’s ain’t happy. Can you imagine the gobshite prancing up to Glagow to play the salon radical, promoting his new book in his Trident tee shirt. Well, nor can he. Half the country would fall over laughing, and he knows it.
Ye see yon birkie, ca’d Owen,
Wha struts, an’ stares, an’ a’ that;
Tho’ hundreds worship at his word,
He’s but a coof for a’ that:
For a’ that, an’ a’ that,
His ribband, star, an’ a’ that:
The man o’ independent mind
He looks an’ laughs at a’ that.
If there were a “like” button here I would have pressed it.
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