COMICAL ALI v COMICAL MATT

Been trying to fathom who Matt Hancock reminds me of……GOTCHA! – it’s COMICAL ALI. Good news is all you get and yesterday’s statistics and promises are totally forgotten
Comical Matt – the man who has missed more targets than Robin Hood
Yesterday’s conference in full……….Good Morning…bounces up the step like Joe Biden….full of vim and vigour.
‘Today can announce the biggest testing programme ever attempted in the known world. By Maunday Thursday – late afternoon …we will have tested 250,000 men women and ..yes men and women..
Now questions – Laurna from Radio Solent. TESTS FOR WHAT MINISTER? Great question – testing front line staff for rabies…er no…….STDs……we have 75,000 doses for the clap – don’t forget to clap tonight for THE SUN..NEXT QUESTION.ROBERT PRESTON NORTH END..What happened to the 30,000 dyson ventolators promised yesterday..er….GREAT QUESTION…ROBERT we had to try them out frst it would be remiss of me to pay upfront for 30,000 ventilators without trying the out first. Preston – so what happened? ‘Hancock – they didn’t work – thay got most of the dust up but no good on the stairs – next quesrion
YOU CAN READ MORE ON COMICAL MATT THROUGHOUT THE DAY.comical

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