ANARCHISTS HEADING FOR TRISTAN

Anarchy Islanders may be the last people left alive after Corona Virus sweeps the world.
Tristan Da Cunha, population 243 as of 9am GMT this morning. Although a British Colony for over 150 years, the islanders have always had a healthy disregard for all forms of authority. Until 1939 there were no police, laws, money , economy, a Governor, Representative or any form of government at all. In astonishment, a British Government Spokesman wrote in 1903, “there is an extraordinary state of affairs on Tristan, in that there is no form of authority of any kind and the population is curiously averse to have anyone possess any more authority or influence that anyone else.”
But that’s enough of history. At the moment Trsitan da Cunha is one of only 5 countries that are virus free. It is likely that the Tristanians will once again re-assert their traditional community values and anyone turning up a in luxury yacht seeking sanctuary from the Covid 19 is likely to be severely disappointed on two grounds: Firstly there are no harbours where yachts can anchor, and secondly the Tristinians won’t be ‘avin it. So…. only anarchists will be left alive.CLIP

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PARADISES

Uninhabited islands round the world big enough to sustain an anarchist community
1. CLIPPERTON ISLAND . named after the English Pirate JOHN CLIPPERTON,………..SO THE JOLLY ROGER would be appropriate also the island most likely to have buried treasure after english privateers looted gold from the Spanish in Panama and needed somewhere to stash it

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COMICAL ALI v COMICAL MATT

Been trying to fathom who Matt Hancock reminds me of……GOTCHA! – it’s COMICAL ALI. Good news is all you get and yesterday’s statistics and promises are totally forgotten
Comical Matt – the man who has missed more targets than Robin Hood
Yesterday’s conference in full……….Good Morning…bounces up the step like Joe Biden….full of vim and vigour.
‘Today can announce the biggest testing programme ever attempted in the known world. By Maunday Thursday – late afternoon …we will have tested 250,000 men women and ..yes men and women..
Now questions – Laurna from Radio Solent. TESTS FOR WHAT MINISTER? Great question – testing front line staff for rabies…er no…….STDs……we have 75,000 doses for the clap – don’t forget to clap tonight for THE SUN..NEXT QUESTION.ROBERT PRESTON NORTH END..What happened to the 30,000 dyson ventolators promised yesterday..er….GREAT QUESTION…ROBERT we had to try them out frst it would be remiss of me to pay upfront for 30,000 ventilators without trying the out first. Preston – so what happened? ‘Hancock – they didn’t work – thay got most of the dust up but no good on the stairs – next quesrion
YOU CAN READ MORE ON COMICAL MATT THROUGHOUT THE DAY.comical

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scum of the earth

DITOR DAILY MAIL IN A STATEMENT
Ahem….in the past we my have given the impression that we have thought the working class to be a gang of workshy layabouts on benefits. Nothing could be further from the truth. We now realise that this army of cleaners, nurses, binman, lorry drivers are in fact the SALT OF THE EARTH and not the SCUM OF THE EARTH’

HOORAH FOR THE BLACKSHIRTS

 

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BOO FOR BORIS TONIGHT

BOO

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April 2, 2020 · 1:29 pm

shambolic tory tests will inspire revolt

SHAMBOLIC GOVERNMENT OF PUBLIC SCHOOLBOYS IS MUrDERING US BY THEIR INABILITY TO SORT OUT BASIC EQUIPEMENT FOR STAFF AND PATIENTS.
EVERYTHING IS ‘BY THE END OF THE WEEK”- THERE ISABSOUTELY NO URGENCY TO SAVE LIVES
YOU CAN SEE WHY THEY GOT PUBLIC ORDER LAWS THRO THE TIME IS SURELY COMING WHEN WE JUST CANT ALLOW THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE TO DIE BECAUSE OF WILFUL INCOMPETENCE

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THE WRECK OF DEFERENCE

hen the SS BLENDEN HALL foundered on the rocks of INASCESSIBLE ISLAND many of the gentry and lords and ladies had their staff of maids and handymen with them They had to spend two months on the beach at IINACCESIBLE when the shipboard hierarchies were maintained – though starting to fray before rescue by theTtRISTANIANS
ON arrival on TRISTAN THE CAPTAIN had a crew member flogged for insubordination.
The TRISTAINIANS were not having this and put the bulk oft
he BLENDEN HALL travellers on the next ship that called.
The lesson being that after the catastrophe things could never go back to being the same again. the old hierarchies were swept away.
. We can get rid of our deference gene for starters!
WE ARE ALL TOGETHR SHOUT THEOLD ETONANS, NO WEAINT – THE PLAYING FEILDS OF ETON WILLBE LEVEVELLED ACROSTHEWORLD -ANARCHY ISCOMING.

 

 

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