John Harris excellent article on BREXIT in the Guardian reminds me of Orwell’s return from the Spanish civil war described in Homage to Catalonia. As his train goes through buttercup and primrose cuttings and cows ruminate in clover meadows Orwell muses ‘ when will we awaken from our long deep sleep….or….will we awaken’
The phony war lasted for 6 months – my parents like thousands of others celebrated a blissful August bank holiday in Battersea park .FRANK NEWBOLD’s brilliant warposter come to life. I can see the Easter days in a month’s time leading to max exoduses to the seaside as thousands descend on Bridlington and Weston with furled up trousers and hankies on our heads.
WE ARE DEMOB HAPPY AND NO ONE WANTS TO WAKE UP
August 1st papers are full of a sex toy attack on REES MOGG property at GOURNAY COURT in WEST HARPTREE in Somerset while Moggs were in New York. Attack discovered by a maid who promptly sent photos to the Moggs and called cops.
Since then – nothing, no arrests, no updates. ..but I was told ‘the investigation is no longer active’ WELL WELL…..it’s a mystery as TOYAH used to sing.
WEST HARPTREE ONLY ONE ROAD OUT AND IN BEFORE MOTORWAY
There’s talk of a staff member being talked to and goings on when the property was empty…………….’or I fucked on Jacob’s bed’. It is not known if NANNY CROOK was in New York or not. SMIRKING LOCALS ARE LOVING IT
SNTB is delighted to announce that local author EMMA HOPE-FITCH has been appointed as
WRITER IN RESIDENCE WITH CROYDON FC AT THE ARENA
SNTB are working with Croydon fc to get more people to attend games by having other stuff going on before and after the game. Pickles, ballboys and now writer in residence.
We believe Emma to be the only female writer in residence at a uk football club – another first for THE TRAMS.
watch out for mega-fun at the last game of the season on APRIL 27TH
Here’s a link to Emma’s latest book
PICKLES OUR LOCAL WORLD CUP HERO DOG WILL BE AT THE ARENA ON SATURDAY APRIL 13th for the TRAMS next Saturday home game. The kids will be thrilled by his antics and get their photo taken with him. Pickles has admitted that he used to work for THE EAGLES but felt his route to being full time mascot was blocked by the two eagles
,I’m fully committed to the TRAMS now he said – much better class of supporter………and the staff at the clubhouse are great. HIC
Remember – you must not bring the children into politics – here Rees-Mogg drives his son to discuss Theresa May’s future with her at Chequers yesterday. The heir apparent of the MOGG DYNASTY was not given some lego to play with but sat in on the discussion till he needed a wee wee – but Mogg not able to change a nappy so Theresa volunteered till she discovered he’d done a ‘big mogg’ ‘I DRAW MY RED LINE THERE ‘ she gasped.
THERE’S ONLY ONE WAY TO GET RID OF THE BREXITEERS AND THERESA MAY NOW – THAT’S TO TURN SATURDAY’S PEOPLES VOTE MARCH INTO A POLL TAX STYLE RIOT