Brittanica AD 43
The once mighty emperor Calinnicos is dying – his people deserting him disgusted at the long hidden debauchery of his generals. His chosen successor Charlemagne the Feebleton searches desperately for the BOOK OF CLIFFE with its secret incantations and raising of the dead.
To the west is the land of the TAAFFES who’s Emperor has forged an alliance with CROWNAN THE BARBARIAN to attack Germania. Crownan aims to cross the Alps with his mighty TUSCERS.
Howver the warrior empress LYNDSAY of GERMANIA is betrothed to the renegade general REES who though no warrior is beguiling the people with his fondant fancies and sweetmeats.
To the south Andrew Duke of BURGINDY seeks to unite the tribes enlisting the VENERABLE LOACH to talk of the old ways of the warriors of AD 45 led by ATILEE THE HUN a true believer in the Kingdom of Bevan.
To the north is the kingdom of Galloway the Inscrutable who seeks alliance with the Moors to be installed as the Great Moghul…….
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Ian Bone 
Bloody brilliant ! Ha ha ha
I’m sure Galloway would be delighted at his inclusion in a game of trots!
Cheers – Louis MacNeice
Meanwhile, the 3 bidders of the rich -Gideon of soft furnishings, Alexander de Pfeffl of Londinium and Cameron the unhatched egg faced one, which make up the Human Centipede. continue to tapeworm the public sector
coffers for their oxbridge chums as ordained in their class unity
Beware of Lord Seymour of Lens Tomb, who hoping to find himself the Perry Anderson of the current conjuncture, finds only misery and deep despair. He will rise soon to the top of the Guardian Tower and hurl shit down on all his former ungrateful comrades. And then get a prestige gig on Newsnight.
Sod it, I am off to join the Fabians, gis a £100 for a ticket to the dinner.
Reblogged this on Teesside Solidarity Movement.
Such Lolz
Glad to see Cliff Slaughterhouse, whose book on literature and Marxism I much admire, joining in this carnival of the subalterns throwing off the yoke of dim and untrustworthy “leaders”. This new attitude is truly invigorating.
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