MY RESIGNATION LETTER FROM THE SWP

Dear Charlie…………great regret……..member for 40 years….Hallas, Foot, Harman, Cliff…….giants….pygmies…….terrible mistake…….heavy heart……if I thought staying……tried to persuade me… good comrades…….always a socialist….new organisation……..wish you well…….

OH FUCK IT

CHARLIE YOU FUCKING CUNT – WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU FUCKWITTED ARESOLE OF AN EXCUSE FOR A LEADER YOU BETTER FUCKING WTCH OUT MATE…..LOOK OVER SHOULDER……..YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD MATE…….KNOW WHREE YOU LIVE……..KILL YOUR CAT……..HORSES HEAD…..SLEEP WITH FISHES………ICEPICK’S TOO GOOD FOR YOU………

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  1. Anon

    Pedantry Corner: it was an ice-axe that killed Trotsky, not an icepick.

  2. Dora Kaplan

    There is no cause for unlicensed humor. Even now the fascist ranks are swelling as proletarians lose benefit of Kimber’s theoretical guidance. Already German imperialists are gathering on the Latvian border; gender segregation is banned at UCL; Russian oligarchs are being released; the Firebox cafe has been forced to close by state forces, and counter revolutionaries are deploying the American internet to spread CIA propaganda about sexual abuse in the Central Committee.

    Bring back gender segregation
    Stop German imperialism
    Ban the imperialist Yankee internet
    Support the Central Committee
    er..vote Labour.

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